Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.

"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."

Hammer Tyme by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012

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When F1 driver Lewis Hamilton drives as fast as he can.

"Okay Lewis, your rival has pitted - it's hammertime!"

hammertime by oderalon February 1, 2020

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Hammertime

A "phenomenom" that MC Hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.

Hammertime by Anonymous June 10, 2003

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The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.

M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!
Halle Berry: Have my babies.
M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.

hammertime by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 17, 2005

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Hammertime

'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

Hammertime by Triggermortis November 12, 2010

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Hammertime

"Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.

It's muthafuckin Hammertime!

Hammertime by ok June 24, 2003

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time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer

The sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over

hammertime by Dreesey February 10, 2007

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