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8.
1. A town in Tasmania
2. A city in Southern Ontario
3. Known as Steel Town or Ambitious City
I live in Hamilton and I hate it.
by I :heart: Trinidad September 14, 2006
 
9.
A small town in Michigan that has only one blinking light. It consists of lots of either redneck farmers or wannabe gangsters. There are more churches than stores. We have a food center, two gas stations, and two liquor stores. The most fun thing to do in this town is play on the elementary school playground and visit the river. No wonder we have two liguor stores. Please stay away from this town at all costs! But if you are already visiting, get out as fast as you can, this place can corrupt you. Lastly, if you live here, please leave so this town can rot to the ground.
Watch out, there's a hamilton in the middle of the road!
by pagina1234567 December 28, 2010
 
10.
A town in South Lanarkshire, A really great town infact, the people are nice and friendly, there are small rates of violence and the neighbourhoods are very nice and extremely clean, places to live in Hamilton include Eddlewood, Fairhill, Whitehill, Silvertonhill, Burnbank, Toreheads Farm, The Gleeb, Woodhead and Fernegair, the majority of people that are living in these schemes and suburbs are friendly and nice, there are also loads of things to do in Hamilton including, but not limited to, the vue cinema, Strathclyde Park, Chatelherault Country Park, A Shopping Centre and loads of places to hang out.
I'd appreciate if you were ever in South Lanarkshire to come visit, Its a real lovely place!
Person A : Where did you go this Weekend
Person B : A Town called Hamilton
Person A : Cool, Did you enjoy yourself?
Person B : Yep, It was pretty good
by Baconequalsgoodforme June 19, 2010
 
11.
The act of taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.
That bastard cheated on me! I want to give him an hamilton!

YOU HAVE BROUGHT GREAT SHAME UPON THE TOKIO WEIGHSTATIONARU! LEAVARU BEFORE I GIVE YOU A HAMILTON!
by Operation Muffin Delivery April 02, 2014
 
12.
A guys trip to celebrate a ten year marriage anniversary. Generally a weekend out of town where close friends recognize a husbands marriage, partnership and commitment. Not to be confused with a bachelor party, the Hamilton is a celebration of the institution of marriage, and usually a tamer affair.
Tony and Sarah are coming up on their 10 year. Where are we taking Tony for his Hamilton?
bachelor party marriageanniversarytinaluminum
by STwomey February 17, 2012
 
13.
Short for Hamilton Ackies (which is short for Hamilton Academic Football Club) which is rhyming slang for Pakis, which is short for Pakistanis.
"Fuck man, that guy stinks of shit and curry!"

"Fuckin' Hamilton."
by mr P.C. April 16, 2009
 
14.
A subtle derogatory term for Pakistanis. Derived from the Scottish football team Hamilton Academicals, usually known as "The Accies". It rhymes with Pakis, hence Hamiltons.
"Agnes have you seen who has moved in next door?"
"Oh yes! Bloody Hamiltons"
"O well, there goes the neighbourhood!!"
(nods to Monty Python there folks)
by ioxothoth September 05, 2007