Hamacher

German farmer, expert in cow milking, beer drinking.

- You see that shitfaced guy?
- Totally a Hamacher!

Hamacher by ziiimoooon May 9, 2010

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hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

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hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...

So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.

hammacher by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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