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a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...
So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.
by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009
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