Ham Stains 

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.

Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!

Ham Stains by Big Pasta November 13, 2012

hamstairs 

(n.) A potentially infinite flight of stairs created for a held hamster by repeatedly placing a free hand in front of it as it walks.

"My hamster won't sit still when I hold it, so to keep it from plunging to its death I employ the hamstairs maneuver."

hamstairs by DiceOfDeath August 25, 2009