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Ham Canyon

NOUN. 1)A virgina, pussy, cunt, gash, that has had years of pounding, and has developed quite a canyon!! The "lips" classify as the Ham. 2) A stage that the virgina has reached in its life. Next Stage would be the FULL OUT "MEAT CURTAINS" (See Deli-meats). "Roast Beef Sandwich no bread!! 3) A dirty whore, that has fucked a lot of big cocks and foreign objects
When in such condition, usually the term "Ham Canyon" will get longer (lips) by the fuck!!
If it wasn't for that chicks monsterous "Ham Canyon", we would or never gotten the shot of her "Moose-Knuckle" (I.E. Camel Toe) also (See Monster Hanging Lippage)
Ham Canyon by Drew-Bomb October 13, 2005

Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.
"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"
Ham Canyon by David Ohno November 10, 2013

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared
we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
Ham Canyon by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019

expired ham cannon 

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back
dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

ham cannon 

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.
Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.
ham cannon by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

Ham Cannons 

Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.
Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.
Ham Cannons by Garry Barry March 28, 2016
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