hal taucci

Guilherme’s wife, pride and joy

“im guilhermes wife”
“YOU ARE NOT HAL TAUCCI!”

by haltoochie April 12, 2022

hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 7, 2017

FUNK-A-HAL-LIC

To be addicted to FUNK-A-HAL
Drinks of the FUNK-A-GODS and MUTH3R FUNK3R

"Hi, my name is Jon, and I'm a Funk-A-Hal-Lic..."
"Muth3r Funk3r this is some good Funk-A-Hal!!!"

by Muth3rFunk3r May 28, 2003

Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 28, 2011

Hal

Hal is a good Christian guy who doesn’t leave his girlfriend and loves to hang with the boys

No Hal is going with the boys tonight

by 10-4puddintang April 28, 2021

hal

a bisexual boi who is really attracted to zebra furries, and the opposite of a normie, but will sometimes call others that are not normies a normie. but a pretty cool fun guy

hey did u see hal last night?
yeah he kept asking to watch this zebra documentary on national geographic it was weird.

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom February 5, 2018

HAL

HAL means Hoes Aint Loyal

Huncho - Hey Shon, I saw your girl with another dude last night
Shon - HAL bro... HAL

by HALShonny February 4, 2022