Top Definition
A hairy cock is commodly found in one boxer's . It a huge mote of hair arond the male penis . Mostly male use's this to choke their wife so they could try to make out with their lesbian sister. synomins of My super hairy dick,
Analshittygangbang - WOW I GOT AN HAIRY COCK

My mom - SUCK MY BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jesus - YEAH I DO COCAIN
by Gabrielcaramel May 23, 2010

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