Hairship

A person's personal relationship with their hair, whether good or bad

All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.

by Buti4ash August 9, 2019

Hairship

When one experiences a bad hair cut, or a bad hair style, or simply has a bad hair day.

Britney Spears has been through many hairships.

by mcchickenMC February 16, 2010

Pirate on the hairship

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.

oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.

by Chad S January 20, 2004