All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.
by Buti4ash August 10, 2019
by mcchickenMC February 17, 2010
When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.
oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.
by Chad S January 20, 2004