A retarded way to express your feelings. By using syllables. A common format is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.
I don't like haikus.
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator
by YesPAPA November 8, 2018
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A short blunt email usually sent in response to a wordy lenghty message.

The haiku conveys evocative allusions often on the subject of workplace policy or to plainly state an opinion or request without cumbersome pleseantries.
Workplace haiku:

Open toed shoes and shorts
are not permitted in the office
nor are halter tops
by mo-yo December 23, 2006
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A haiku is a poem with three lines, the first time has 5 syllables, The second line has 7. The third has 5.
Haiku's are easy,
but they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.
by PeeweeCHic1 May 22, 2010
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REAL MEANING::a stoner town on the island of maui. This town has a lot of ganja farmers, which means a lot of young adults and teenagers grow marijauna plants over in haiku. It is East Side, Upcountry!
My plants stay in Haiku!
by Ana<33 September 15, 2008
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A Haiku is a Japanese poem. It contains 17 syllables. It always has 3 lines.

The format looks like this:
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
Here are some examples of a Haiku:

Flowers so pretty,

With petals that shine brightly,

And a scent so sweet

See a bumblebee,

See its very small body,

It has sweet honey
by LGG_Me November 29, 2019
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The greatest of all poems, made by the great haiku master Apollo.
My haikus are great
Just like the God Apollo
Because I am cool
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A "town" on the island of Maui in Hawaii, United States which should be called a region instead due to its vast size, large population of trees, and perplexing roads that will lead you to the middle of the middle of nowhere. When giving directions, be sure to offer a map and perhaps spare fuel.
"Eh, you live in Haiku ya? What part you stay?"
"Oh uh, I dunno."
by Originalnabisco January 20, 2007
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