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15.
A "town" on the island of Maui in Hawaii, United States which should be called a region instead due to its vast size, large population of trees, and perplexing roads that will lead you to the middle of the middle of nowhere. When giving directions, be sure to offer a map and perhaps spare fuel.
"Eh, you live in Haiku ya? What part you stay?"
"Oh uh, I dunno."
by Originalnabisco January 19, 2007
 
16.
haikus are evil
because they put limits on
syllables you use
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no yes
by youkay March 31, 2004
 
17.
Maddox (www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net) put it best:

I had a wet fart.
I think I need to wipe it.
Damn! I shit my pants.
I'm better than you
cos my johnson is so big
I hate your mother
by breep December 04, 2004
 
18.
A fun poem which

has five syllables in the

first line, seven in

The second, and five

in the third line, it's mostly

just about nature.
Pandemonium

And chaos in our world

at least I'm asleep
by bluecheese May 22, 2004
 
19.
three syllables man
what a retarded poem
a waste of three lines
by hippy mcP May 11, 2003
 
20.
a poem that is bnot/b restricted to the 5-7-5 format, as long as there is a good rhythm to it. the 5-7-5 was created as a template for the poem.
Usually about nature.
This is a haiku
Not five seven five
but it's got rhythm
by moofoo June 07, 2004
 
21.
A poem format hailing from Japan. It's just like an American/English poem except like non-english words, it's entirely stupid and makes no sense. Idealist College students and "otaku" and wapanese people love it death. It's a pretty easy format because you just have to watch your the 5-7-5 format. You don't have to rhyme or make sense. Like calligraphy or any of the other stupid things to come from Japan and asia (A good reason we nuked them twice) it really holds no actual intelligence in the world of academia. It's best to kick the person who writes these thing in the jewels. Or if it's a girl, just smack her like you would any other woman (joking, you fags).
Haiku is no good.
Write stupid format for you.
Dorks like it a lot.

Touched my big penis
Japanese do not have one
They write stupid poems
by Samuel Macon May 05, 2006