He got up onstage, passing unparalleled and beautiful haiku flatulence, quickly bringing his audience to tears.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2019
Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.
A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
by Zachariah Langley 13 January 29, 2018
Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 11, 2008
(noun) Writer of Haiku poetry whom purposely breaks the rules that define it as Haiku; and thus deaming it 'Un-haiku. A rebel poet, 'Sparkmanism'.
Clay was an amazing writer and poet, specializing in Haiku, although he creates his own rules, and thus becoming a 'Haiku Anarchist'!
by lisagaia June 20, 2011
POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT
POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
ugh this is one of the thing you would only see on crowd haiku
POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
ugh this is one of the thing you would only see on crowd haiku
by lego adam November 7, 2016
A poem, spoken by hillbillies, that *sounds* something like haiku but doesn't scan like it. A hillbilly haiku doesn't fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can't count.
by Krakky McKraken October 9, 2005
The Haiku Project is an ongoing project that consists of pictures and words, combined to make beautiful/funky-fresh/fun/melancholy/"deep" "projects."
Fans submit haikus to The Haiku Project... then, those haikus get combined with really cool images to make them haiku art!
by projecthaikulove.blogspot.com May 25, 2009