1. A straight man that has mostly gay male friends.
2. A straight man that constantly tries to turn his gay friends straight by engaging the in 'hetero' activities.
1. John is such a stag hag that he's lost the ability to pick up chicks.
2. Casey is a major stag hag. He took the gay boys fishing last weekend, then got pissed when they wouldn't touch the worms.
Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.
The staghag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.
a male who likes to hit on lesbians in order to let them know that they are a vagina that needs penetratin'
fuck lesbians, they suck, no wait they dont like cock, thats lame. ima hit on her anyway cuz im a man and lesbians are wrong. ill be her hagstagg til she leaves.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'