hilf

heather i'd like to fuck ;).

flawless fucking hilf ;;)

by Munkki August 22, 2008

hilf

Homo i'd like to fuck.

That's one hot hilf.

by mr. bart simpson September 28, 2008

Hilf

Horse Id like (to) fuck. Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf

Dang son look at that mustang now that's hilf.

by The slag words helper April 17, 2016

hilf

hores i'd like to fuck

tap that horse hilf

by killerlachlan September 5, 2009

hilf

the act of being sexually attracted to a Hondo (a massive shit)
h-hondo
i- id

l- like to
f-fukc

timmy has been spending ages in the bathrrom, he is propaply in hilf *moans*

by bigstinkyballz October 13, 2021

HILF

Stands for ‘Hazmat, I’d Like To Fuck’
based off of the popular american girl band hazmat, made up by two of the members, hilf is used by hazmat members and hazmat fans worldwide to describe someone in the band hazmat who is sexy, hot, and swaggy.

hazrat 1: omg mans is such a hilf

hazrat 2: ikr!!!

by babytoof June 6, 2021

HILF

Hag I'd Like to Fuck: a female-type person of indiscriminate age who is so indescribably rancid that she awakens unnatural urges.

"Look at that stinky old bag lady with the suppurating sores. She's a HILF"

by Fartsniffer662 May 14, 2022