Handicap I'd Like to Fuck
"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"
HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck
Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf
"Hobbit I'd Like To Fuck" see milf
Man, Frodo's mom is one hot H.I.L.F.
Hologram I'd Like to Fuck
Cortana the A.I. from The Halo Franchise is a HILF
Hound I'd Like to Fuck.
Because of all those sexy doggies out there!
Person 1: 'Phwooaar! Check out that german shepherd over there!'
Person 2: (in agreement) HILF.
Hipster I'd Like to Fuck
"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.