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Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
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gains goblin 

A term used to describe a person or time commitment that interferes with one's potential to cultivate mass.
Yo, kevin be actin like a gains goblin when he wastes my time at the gym.
gains goblin by Brodin69420 August 26, 2015
Older English term for a drunk, à la 'wino' or 'rummy'.
"...the ginsoaks, stew bums, and shell-shocked veterans who lurk in the alleys and linger in the weedy wastes underneath the El tracks." —'Chicago, city on the Make' by Nelson Algren, 1951
ginsoak by ginsoak April 2, 2007

Grinstead 

A Grinstead is the best friend that you could ever ask for. Grinsteads are kind-hearted, caring, sweet, and loving. If you ever come across a Grinstead, they will be nice to you. It's as simple as that. They are known for being generous and taking people in when they are in need. If you are lucky enough to have a Grinstead fall in love with you, you will have someone to rely on for life.
That Grinstead is such a sweetheart.
Grinstead by The Mad Hatter 10 October 5, 2012

dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...
dirty ginsberg by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

Gains Goblin 

A person that stops a person, friend, Bro from obtaining their gains.
Joud, you ate my protein bar and hid my beef jerky! You're a Gains Goblin!!
Gains Goblin by Joud Rahal June 25, 2019