Gut Wagon

The lunch truck that pulls up to industrial job sites and sells expired sandwiches and hoagies to grubby workers. It usually announces its arrival by way of some rediculous custom airhorn and is usually comondeered by a portly middle aged woman with a moustache.

Jake: Damn, no lunch for me today!
Ted: Why not?
Jake:I owe the Gut wagon lady 35 bucks and I dont get paid until Friday.

Gut Wagon by Exx October 26, 2006

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fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

fuck a duck on a gut wagon by Dimpaliengirl February 3, 2018

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Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

Puke a dog off a gut wagon by puddytat April 27, 2019

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gutwagon

an extremly old man or woman.

Did you see that gutwagon in the wheel chair?

gutwagon by M island February 20, 2008

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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