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to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.
- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.
gurtle by Gittwally Sentley May 5, 2005
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gurtlush 

hot, cute, lush, and fit
that boy is so gurtlush
gurtlush by barbiegurl93 March 19, 2008
a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.
man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!
gurtle by gurtle haters June 19, 2008
A girl that has no face nor a feet or hair and made out of cardboard. She loves frogs and toads and bugs but hates all redheads
Gurtul is very interesting.
gurtul by anonymous May 14, 2022
The sound when your teeth come together with force.
My teacher telling us about the homework made me gurtle.
Gurtle by Stally Wally February 10, 2023

Gurtling 

I don't know, Julian just started saying it one day.
You are all my Gurtlings.
Gurtling by froggytaroo September 25, 2025