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1.
to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.
- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.
by Gittwally Sentley May 05, 2005
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2.
a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.
man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!
by gurtle haters July 10, 2008
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