gurtle

to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.

- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.

by Gittwally Sentley May 5, 2005

gurtle

a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.

man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!

by gurtle haters July 11, 2008

Gurtle

The sound when your teeth come together with force.

My teacher telling us about the homework made me gurtle.

by Stally Wally February 11, 2023