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grotopotamus

a word describing a woman living in groton, ct. usually over weight; if not over weight than stick thin with the figure of a straw, ugly, missing or crooked teeth, disgusting thing. almost always seen at crystal mall trying to snag a sub schooler while her husband is out to sea; if she is single BEWARE shes out to trap a man, use his life savings to buy herself a ring, brainwash into marriage and in a few years divorce for a fresh new submariner.

if you come by any pretty groton navy wives then they must be imported from the west coast!
Hey did you see his wife, shes pretty hot...... Sorry no bro shes a grotopotamus.
grotopotamus by John Strong Man August 13, 2007
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Dead Grotty

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty
Related Words
Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"
I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.
grotty by Samoonfka July 12, 2006
Word of the Day on July 19, 2023

groton middle school 

groton middle school lies within a very unpopulated town of connecticut. groton middle school has the most bitchy teachers of ur life and also has the ugliest homiesexual white boys that think they’re him. the girls in ts school are either fake asf or have no personality, pouting their lips and spreading their ass cheeks on sinks
groton middle school also goes by the abbreviation GMS.

team michigan (ms. panucci) was the best team of groton middle school
that meal was grotty!
grotty by astragulas June 12, 2015

Groton Middle school 

A place where either your extremely gay or a sports highlighter kid in the closet with internalized homophobia. You probably also wonder why we have weird team names.
Gms(Groton middle school) has a teacher named Mr.Larrow who dosn’t like me

Groton Doorhandle 

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.
Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.