Groid's Law 

Groid's Law states that the level of civility a Basketball-American is capable of is inversely proportional to the distance from other Basketball-Americans, while quantity also being a significant factor. Nothing shames a negro more to his groid associates than being seen speaking in full, coherent sentences amongst white folk.

You may think they're one of the good ones, but you haven't seen Groid's Law in action.

Groid's Law by SyFy December 31, 2020

Groin Shave Reveal

a.k.a. GSR

noun.

This is when more often a male shaves his trail, bush, etc, and wears his pants, trunks slung so low that it's clear that he no longer has hair where he ordinarily would.

The GSR is most often spotted at the beach on young, body conscious males or in night clubs on males that you know come with a side of chlamydia.

Check out that dude with the Groin Shave Reveal. He has total razor burn.

Groin Shave Reveal by s.e.p.h. August 22, 2010

Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.

Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.

Restless Groin Syndrome by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010

Groin Stride 

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.

I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.

Groin Stride by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010

Groin Spasm 

An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.

"Omg GET AWAY, thats guys having a GROIN SPASM!"

Groin Spasm by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006

SGS (Spanking Groin Station) 

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

SGS (Spanking Groin Station) by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

groin smear 

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation

OMG I just groin smeared

groin smear by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008