by Notcam March 14, 2003
Most Groids reside in large urban areas, concentrated in the inner city/ghetto type environment. Known to smoke weed in copious amounts, these pavement apes also consume vast quantities of malt liquor beverages like Colt45 & Olde English 800, as well as Remy Martin and Hennessy Cognac. These creatures are prolific breeders, often procreating as early as 9 years of age.
Cruising down Broad Street Friday afternoon, we observed a large herd of wild Groids making a major ruckus outside of the Crown Fried Chicken store. Smashed windows and drumsticks everywhere.
by Klaatu B Nikto January 4, 2017
by Dwayne Boyd July 19, 2005
A black person who usually has a big Johnson, though this is not completely nessesary.
A groid can be male or felmale.
A groid can be male or felmale.
by Mishal May 11, 2005
A darkly skinned male with minimal intellegence, yet strength and speed beyond the capacity of an average homo sapien. Likes eating chicken.
by Sebastian Pedarastian January 4, 2008
Something a nigger or black would have, say, or do. Must be direct to or be talking about a non nigger or black person.
Guy 1: Did you just see that piece of shit car with the rims that are worth more than itself?
Guy 2: Was it driven by a black guy?
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Man that's so fucking groid.
Guy 2: Was it driven by a black guy?
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Man that's so fucking groid.
by EsP1619 June 8, 2010
any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.
Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."
by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023