6 definitions by Notcam

Top Definition
Slang, slightly demeaning term for black guy. Shortened form of Negroid.
Apparently the groids like the bling these days.
by Notcam March 13, 2003
1.) Crumbly, low quality rock. 2.)Low quality or useless. A rock climbing term.
There was a choss pile at the foot of the cliff.

This cheap scotch is total choss.
by notcam February 19, 2004
Misrepresenting penis size, either by "packing" pants, or just by lying.
After he took his pants off, she knew she was the victim of cock fraud.
by Notcam March 14, 2003
Shit left on the tip of your dick after pulling out of a girl's ass.
"..yeah, I heard he pulled out and wiped the dickshit on her blanket."
"Good for him."
by Notcam March 13, 2003
An adult male between 18-35, usually of Italian-American heritage, from the greater NYC metro area, including but not limited to Long Island, Westchester, Northern New Jersey, and Yonkers. Joeys can be distinguished by their clothes; the most important characteristic is a black leather jacket worn over either an expensive plain white or black t-shirt. Gold chains and rings and expensive jeans are also commonly found on the Joey. Hair is generally slicked back, although Joeys have occasionally been spotted with gelled spikes. Joeys tend to display characteristics of bravado, and a substantially well developed ego. Joeys, as a rule are self-serious and highly concerned with their image; self deprecation, goofiness and/or doubt are mutually exclusive with the Joey. Joeys tend to travel in BMW 3 series sedans, Cadillac Esaclades and Ford Expeditions, or other SUVs, generally with dark tinted windows, and rap music playing; this trait varies with outside influences and income however. Volvos, Station Wagons, Hybrids, Pickups and Non-European compact cars are also mutually exclusive with the Joey. Common places to spot Joeys during warm weather months include the Jersey Shore, and The Hamptons. During winter months, Hunter Mountain and Killington are favorite Joey gathering places. Joeys tend to ski poorly, and usually under the influence of Budweiser or Vodka. Joeys also tend to ski in the aforementioned leather jacket and jeans. While sometimes displaying traits of meatheadedness, the Joey is generally an earnest specie and an entertaining contributor to most social gatherings. However, it should be noted that Joeys do not generally respond well to the presence of Hippies, Hipster/Intellectuals or Homosexuals

There have been reports of a western variety known as the "Denver Joey" but reports have not yet been confirmed, pending research.
"Vinny", 22, A communications major at Suny Albany. Originally from Roslyn, Vinny drives a black '97 Grand Cherokee with tinted windows. Vinny is a fan of the Islanders, the Jets, "Boston Sucks" shirts and the phrase "Strong Island." Mikey is counting the minutes until he can leave upstate and get back home.
by Notcam June 24, 2005
Sarcastic version of "fantastic"
"Dude, I just saw your ex in a gangbang porno!"
by notcam February 17, 2004

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