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grizzly beaver 

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.
i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...
grizzly beaver by meganoshua December 24, 2010

Appalachian Grizzly Beaver

A really big, long haired beaver. This ferocious creature is said to have a mean temper and teeth. It is often spotted late at night near cheap hotels or in the backs of cars in the Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia area.
Just when Rob thought the night was going to get a little fun, an Appalachian Grizzly Beaver jumped out from the blankets and went after his todger.