A really big, long haired beaver. This ferocious creature is said to have a mean temper and teeth. It is often spotted late at night near cheap hotels or in the backs of cars in the Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia area.
Just when Rob thought the night was going to get a little fun, an Appalachian Grizzly Beaver jumped out from the blankets and went after his todger.
by Pennsyltucky September 4, 2009