Cock Gridlock

Similar to the cock block, but the guy-to-girl ratio is higher, about 4:1. Usually a team effort.

Your friend seems rather annoyed about that cock gridlock we created last night.

by TromboneMechanic September 21, 2009

pubic gridlock

when pubic hair gets stuck in your teeth :o

yo i got some major pubic gridlock after licking deshawn's nut sack D:

by banana pony May 8, 2009

dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.

I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"

by Mydaho January 12, 2009

Sicilian Gridlock

Where four cars have edged forward into busy traffic at a four way intersection in such a fashion that each car's front bumper is pointed at the next car right's side door and each car is of course blocked behind by the line of cars that inched forward with them.

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by Dwyne November 10, 2008

shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.

I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...

by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 3, 2013

gridlock mane

Probably the best player in your r6 squad most likely has a huge cock. Gets so much pussy everyone wants to be a gridlock mane.

Holy shit that gridlock mane has a huge cock run!

by BossMan081611 March 30, 2021

Gridlocked

Gridlocked - When there is an internal threat(s) in a school, while performing tornado drill protocol.

Example:
PA: ATTENTION! MULTIPLE INTRUDERS IN THE BUILDING. STAY IN TORNADO DRILL STANCES.
Tim: Bruh, did we really just get gridlocked.
Josh: Bro this dude gonna get on s i c k collateral though.

by _Soap_ September 23, 2020