To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.
Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.
It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.
Honey, your bra is way too tight, but nice set of quadra boobs!
To carrie someone's car is to enact the four forms of damage described in Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats": That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Dude did you see that guy's car?
Cha! It looks like someone Carried it.
Its the mythical creature who visits young ladies at the cusp of puberty, usually during cold winter months and endows them with a brand new pair of boobs. These become unveiled to the delight of them and their male counterparts during the warmer spring months.
Amber! I love that Hollister tank top and I can see the boobie fairy visited you this winter!!
It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"
Someone who is red neck, white trash and blue collar.
That Billy Bo Bob is as red white and blue as they come. He's a red neck and totally white trash. And when he's workin, you better believe it'll be a blue collar job!
The spot on your leg that's about two inches above your knee. It's perfectly shaped to hold your elbow in it when you're sitting on the toilet.
I had a lot to think about, so I went to the bathroom, sat down, put my face in my hands and my elbows in my elbow cups and just sat there for what seemed like hours.