Your girls fucking clingy ass best friend. Have you ever wanted to do something with your girl but her clingy ass best friend is just jealous of you, and doesn't want your girl whom is her best friend doing something because she can't so she tells her not to and your girl listens to her? That right there is being a fucking GREMLIN! GREMLINS are needy as hell and their jealousy of you grows exponentially. You're basically fucked when it comes to gremlins...there's no cure to this shit.
Guy: Let's do something tonight
Girl: I wish I could but (Gremlin) says that we don't hang out enough since I started talking to you...so I think I'm going to hang with her tonight to make her feel better! She's my best friend and I love her so it's only right that I do, I hope you understand. Just ask me again later and we will for sure!
Guy-under his breath: That maniacal gremlin bitch! Fuck her bullshit!!!!!!
Guy: Yeah..... I understand
Girl: Good, I'm glad (Is happy now)
Guy-under his breath again: I've never hit a woman before but I'm ready to knock some gremlins out!
by theboy23 June 16, 2011
A big black penis
Girl 1:"I really want a gremlin inside of me'
Girl 2:" yeah, me too"
by Anonymous074 July 17, 2014
A small ginger creature, usually found in a darkened room eating ham sandwiches. She sleeps for most of her life and only wakes to scuttle to the kitchen to make a sandwich. Gremlins can be located in the London area and on a quiet night you can here the high pitch cackle when she is amused. By all means stay out of Gremlins way in the mornings.
AKA Hey Yasmin is such a massive gremlin, it's 4.30 and she isn't out of bed yet. And she hasn't washed for a week. Ewwwwwwwwwww. Is that a ham sandwich I spy?
by gremlincatcher December 14, 2011
1.)A person who is acting like some sort of creature.
2.)Someone who is really ugly.
1.)Why are you crawling llike that? You're such a gremlin.
2.)Damn, thatt boy looks like a Gremlin!
by ShawtyyMacc November 17, 2010
The gremlin is a furry critter that will use her petit stature and nubile appearance to gain the trust of others. Upon making the mistake of trusting a gremlin, she will then lurk in dark corners and attack at any given moment. This evil hobbit will engage in acts of deceit and general tomfoolery as a means of social interaction. Characteristics of the gremlin will include:
-Rage blackouts
-Violent attacks from behind, especially on the knees
-Full speed bodychecks
-Stealing food from gardens
-The belief that she is average height, when she is in fact, gremlin height
-The use of such phrases as "frig-a-mug" and "go S a D"
Ryan: Hello, I was just calling regarded your --- OW
Gremlin: hahaha hahaha hahaha (runs away)
Ryan: I think that gremlin just took out my legs
by VictimOfTheGremlin August 25, 2009
used to describe a person creeping, or just being weird.
"bhahahahha your such a gremlin ! "
by Hannah563634673467 January 09, 2008
A fat, short big tits and sagy ass girl. Doesn't ever have a great face.
Dude did you see steve is going out with a gremlin
by J Brunz February 11, 2012

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