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Gremlin originated from the smash box office hit “Gremlins” in 1984. Took new meaning when an individual known as JPL (22 years of age; part owner and manager of Shoppers Café, Waltham, MA.) was labeled for resembling the character in the movie. The true Gremlin comes out not at midnight, but after consuming at pint of Jack Daniels and hitting the ski slopes (Yinnngggggg yingg) for weekends at a time.

Gremlins are known to have an aggressive sexual record of sleeping with over 50 girls of all various sizes, ages, and at least one best friend’s sister (2002 MIAA D-1 Hockey State Finals after party 1:23am). White –top mountain ranges around the genital area although a common feature, is not mandatory for all Gremlin’s to have. Gremlins, although very crazy and seek trouble, do become the life of party and generate quality quotes for the next day when things are back to normal.
A true Gremlin will bang my future daughters best friend the day she turns 18. Thats the final goal of a Gremlin

by SPL August 07, 2006
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Gremlin (grem-lin):
n.
1.) a cigarette

"Hey, do me a solid and pass me over a gremlin."
by the magnificent 7 October 09, 2005
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a male or female who you deem ugly.
"Leah is such a gremlin." or "You should have seen the gremlin I made love to last night."
by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 22, 2007
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A partially-consumed alcoholic beverage, usually a beer, that has been allowed to sit out and go warm and flat overnight and is thus wasted.
Dude, you better finish that beer...don't be leaving a gremlin!
by TampaDude May 27, 2007
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A drunk friend after midnight. You don't feed them.
Don't tell drunk John where the pantry is. Last week, that Gremlin ate all my fuckin pop tarts! Fuck that guy
by This-is--drew February 17, 2017
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The ugliest bitch you have ever boned. Usually preceeded with adjectives to further explain why she is a gremlin.
Holy shit! Dan Fucked the horse-faced gremlin!
by Anonymous August 06, 2003
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1.)A person who is acting like some sort of creature.
2.)Someone who is really ugly.
1.)Why are you crawling llike that? You're such a gremlin.
2.)Damn, thatt boy looks like a Gremlin!
by ShawtyyMacc November 17, 2010
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