GRAVY TRAIN!!!!
(n.)
The bitter brainchild of Chunx, your standard honky ho, who obsessed over JJ Fad lyrics ('I seen better pictures on a can of Alpo'), bitched about tiny-donged menz, and suffered from the frightening split affliction of burgerphilia/nymphomania. Funx soon stepped in with her winning Casio beats, frighteningly stark-faced and sexually obscene dance moves, and Spanish flair (but NOT in a Santana featuring Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas sorta way).

You haven't heard of them? Bitch, please!

Gravy Train!!!! is a droll dance/rap/something-or-other band whose members' names all end in "-nx."

They have hott keyboard beats and the bitch-assiest lyrics you've ever heard in your life.

But honestly, I don't know a single black person who listens to them.