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1.
Producing much money, profitable
Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
by Karloticos June 02, 2005
 
2.
Slang to describe feces that has worked its way loose after several minutes to an hour struggling to release it from your anus while being stuck while sitting on the toilet.
"I've been sitting on this can for 45 minutes and I'm missing most of the football game. But after some constant straining and pinching, this turd is becoming lucrative and passive, and will soon fall into the toilet after this brief struggle.
by DzNutz October 06, 2004