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The act of exaggerating a laugh and bursting out with loud "pff" and "t" noises.
(In response to someone bursting out with a "pff" noise) "Dude, did you just grano?"
grano by alslovesya July 2, 2011
One who 0's (licks) granite.
Stop Grano ing. To Grano is gross
Grano by Jenn Schmor July 7, 2006

cum grano salis 

'with a grain of salt'; with caution or incredulity.
Nathan exaggerates so often that I take everything he says cum grano salis.

mama grano

tu si que ere un mama grano
miralo miralo ese mama grano
dime mama grano klok pasa
mama grano by princesadianah August 15, 2011

Dan Get The Granola 

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.
"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."
desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014