Govener Griffon Share definition Flag Something so ridiculous that it will make you want to kill any kitten no matter how adorable they are. Tommy: Wow, did you know that guy's name is Gabe. Tyreese: lolz, what a govener griffon he is. Govener Griffon by iHax4fun December 25, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Govener Griffon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch