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1.
A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
 
22.
The back area of A platform @ d2 ... the wall says "goose"
terrorist obama: "theres a cricket monkey hiding on goose box"

terrorist osama: "dirka dirka"
by fraggin since 1.5 May 20, 2011
 
23.
1. A word better than good.

2. Sarcasm on the word good.
1. These fries are so goose~!

2. He keeps lying to you, he's such a goose friend!
by Felixbunny November 20, 2010
 
24.
An individual who tells Lies (stories).
Mack is such a goose, he said he brought all those beers to the party?!
by The Smoke Dog November 22, 2011
 
25.
White people.
Look at that Goose. Fucking honky's.
by Fletchskii October 12, 2011
 
26.
A word used to call "dibs" on a hot girl when spotted with a group of friends. Also, "Moose" is used instead of "Milf".
Person 1: "Goose!"

Person 2: "Nice! She's a cutie"
by TogetherLikeBros August 13, 2011
 
27.
Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.
Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.
by I Fatality X February 27, 2010
 
28.
Something very energetic, explosive or fast. Origin unknown for sure, but follow a goose around for a while and you'll probably find out where the term comes from...
Coach: Get round that race track like crap through a goose!

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Husband: Honey, we're gonna be late. Get down the stairs like crap through a goose!
by LastBloke February 24, 2010