insecure geek
I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.
1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!
by TheRotArm July 07, 2004
1. The late friend of 'Maverick.'
2. One who takes well to 'Great Balls of Fire.'
1. "Goose! Pull out! GOOOSEEE!"
2. "You shake my nerves, and rattle my brain..." - Goose
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.
Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.
by g00s3 March 13, 2009
the worst insult possible with the least effort
Yo, your such a goose.
by dingdonghello2 November 02, 2009
to be very loose in the sack. loosey "goosey" as in goose
that girl last night was a goose
by jdiggs14 January 22, 2009
Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
by JRW, PhD July 27, 2008
Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.
"Hey Mav, you ready to do this?"
"Goose, your a sick fuck."
by steviep. March 01, 2010

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