Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.
"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"
by Shannon (CREAM) November 02, 2006
2 more definitions
An extremely stupid person. A major moron
Tom is such a goontard
by Jeremy H October 27, 2005
Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.
Please stop acting like a total goontard.
by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014