Goomba Stomp

A masochistic sex act that involves a man laying down and his sexual partner jumping up and stomping on his crotch with both feet like Mario stomping on a goomba.

I knew he was into S&M stuff, but I couldn't believe it when he asked me to goomba stomp him!

Goomba Stomp by MiniMega May 24, 2011

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I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

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Goomba stomping

A term usually used in video games. The act of jumping on top of someone or something to kill/destroy it. Much like jumping on Goomba's in the Mario games.

Player1: Dude, I totally Goomba-stomped the guy at the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Admin: Goomba stomping is not allowed!

Goomba stomping by Hardcore Bob December 11, 2011

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goomba stamp

The mushroom print embedded in one's forehead left from a circumcised penis smashing down with brutal force. The magnitude of velocity leaves a goomba resembling impression.

I was teabagging Priscilla last night and after I busted on her sweet tits I gave her slutty ass a goomba stamp kid!

goomba stamp by Tha Wall November 28, 2006

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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