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goober smoocher 

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.
That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.
goober smoocher by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

goober smoocher 

faggot, cockersucker, queer
goober smoocher by Anonymous March 14, 2003

goober smoocher 

some one who french kisses buttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
goober smoocher by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.
allen is such a goobersmoocher