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Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.
Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.
by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005
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The act of placing one's testicles over the top of one's penis, so it resembles the Muppet's character, Gonzo.
Scotty gave me the bat wing, so I gave him the ol' Gonzo!
by GoNzO J13 April 02, 2011
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(From Hunter S. Thompson) 1. With total commitment, total concentration, and a mad sort of panache. (Thompson's original sense.)
2. More loosely: Overwhelming; outrageous; over the top; very large.
I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but you've changed everything. It's totally gonzo.
by Palfrey November 28, 2002
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Pronunciation: gon-zoh

1. Bizarre (adjective)

2. Freewheeling or unconventional, especially to the point of outrageousness (adjective)

3. Idiosyncraqtically subject by engage <gonzo journalism> (adjective)

4. A blue weird from outer space, generally silly in nature (noun)

5. A playful nickname that is given to anyone with the last name Gonzalez (noun)
That was some real Gonzo shit.

Hey Gonzo, come over here.
by seg1984 September 24, 2010
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When a male squats over a female and allows his testicals to rest in the eye sockets of a female. He then lays the shaft of his penis over the length of her face as to give her the appearance of "Gonzo" from the muppets.
Last nights party got out of hand when Dave took a picture of Chris gonzo'ing some passed out chic!
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Name of a man who loves his thick bitches. He loves them to the point that he has a home for thick bitches for all of them. Gonzo has been locked up for stupid shit and continues to be a straight hustla. #FreeGonzo
Wow Gonzo, you got all the bitches and all the swag!
by TheRealGonzo69 January 08, 2014
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while a girl is sleeping a man sets his testicles to nest over her closed eyes while simultaneously resting his penis over her nose. with testicles taking the place of eyes and a penis taking the place of the nose the girls facial appearance mirrors that of Muppet's character "Gonzo"
" i was pissed at my girl last night. So while she was i gave her the ol' gonzo and took a pic. now its all over the INTERNET!"
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