A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.

A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
Duuuuude, one week and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk
by Elite Master of Pwn September 28, 2010
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Example 1
Person 1: Is that the Garden of Eden?
Person 2: No that's just a bunker at Blue Heron Golf Course
Example 2
Person 1: Fuck I just hit the chunkiest divot

Person 2: It's fine, did you forget we are playing at Blue Heron Golf Course?
by ___(-_-)___ September 8, 2021
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A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.
There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023
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The golf course hot dog is when you dip you junk in mustard and slap a golf ball off a chicks butthole. You have to be outside for it to be a golf course hot dog. If it's inside then it's a mini golf pretzel stick
I gave that chick a golf course hot dog. Then I hit it for par.
by Bernackididmus January 8, 2022
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A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.
Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.
by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023
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a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.
"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."
by Thotexterminator102 July 29, 2023
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A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 23, 2022
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