The golf course hot dog is when you dip you junk in mustard and slap a golf ball off a chicks butthole. You have to be outside for it to be a golf course hot dog. If it's inside then it's a mini golf pretzel stick
I gave that chick a golf course hot dog. Then I hit it for par.
by Bernackididmus January 8, 2022
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