A cutie. A clean golf ball implies that you’re clean and active. You’re cute and you text back fast!
by Rio1954 February 2, 2019
1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
by Baggers80 September 2, 2010
i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...
by unionstar702 June 13, 2010
Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
by CR000 November 3, 2015
A world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to Disc Golf. Always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, Ball Golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. Invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, Ball Golf requires a "course" often a country club or grassy area marked "whites only." To play, one needs balls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. No one knows why.
person 1 "Would you like to play a game of Ball Golf?"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
person 2 "yes! ill get my bag"
person 3" I'll bring the Coors!"
by jimmyrunningdeep April 20, 2009