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What tards call each other for sport.
"He called me fucking goat nuts!"
Goat nuts by squirrel March 17, 2004
“goat nuts” is a nickname for a individual who has particularly comically large/ massive ballsack
“yo quinn has some goat nuts”
-translation: yo quinn has some fat balls
goat nuts by kinky you sus February 13, 2026

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!