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Gloaming 

The act of breaking a glow stick, mixing the chemical with your jizz, and depositing it into your lovers vagina.
I did some serious gloaming with your mother last night, she's such a bright woman.
Gloaming by PL25 November 19, 2012

gloaming 

Both gloating and beaming at the same time; when a person's expression reveals both beaming in self-pride and gloating in an 'I-told-you-so' manner over the same subject.
Lt.Col Samuels watched the team carry out his attack plan, gloaming in General Hammond's direction the whole time. He thinks he's so smart, and doesn't realize he's screwing over the whole world. (Stargate SG-1, season 2 episode 1)
gloaming by The Reaver of Darkness January 26, 2012

Baby Gloaming 

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
Baby Gloaming by gravy111 November 24, 2010

gloomingly 

The adverbification of "gloomy". Often used by misplaced sun worshipers and online dating professionals posing as innocent newcomers.
I just got back to this gloomingly wet city last night from a biz trip.
gloomingly by MrTheNow December 1, 2013
to describe something as good, brilliant or desirable
That restored '65 GTO is Gleaming!
Gleaming by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

gloading 

Gaining or feeling superiority over your own success or someone else misfortune
You’d just won a Chess match and start gloading over your opponent loss
gloading by Biez W January 5, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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