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In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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Whether you are a quart of milk in need to be germ-free or someone seeking religion about a now questioned gay lifestyle, -- after homogenization, -- it's time to get pasteurized! See the many definitions of 'homogenized' in this Urban Dictionary.
Pastor of 'fire and brimstone' Wisconsin Baptist Church, "Same as this glass of pasteurized milk, ye too, will so be cleansed of your homogenized ways!"
by gravy111 November 29, 2010
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This was the original musically synchronized acrobat performance ghetto act,- time and time replaced in the streets of Harlem; with each and every retiring member - penniless! Sadly, only very few people now hear the distant struck metal garbage-can resonate with rhythm and tone throughout an empty far-off back alley.

They were the stepping-stones used to launch the careers of the now made famous and world renowned, "Blue Man Group."
The Black Man Group is proof that, "What happens in Harlem, Stays in Harlem!"

The Black Man Group is proof that people really will work for food!
by gravy111 November 16, 2010
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If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
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This one word phrase focuses on the infamous pedophilia inspired child rape / murder case of nine year old Jon Bonet Ramsey. It is a sub-culture coined term and translates meaning of youth and beauty in a most disturbed way. It is in reference to the compilation of physical characteristics that would a prime-A number-one potential target victim maintain to surely trigger the pedophile's abusive nature.

There is also the phenomena of an induced encouragement for this type of pedophile human reaction. Why would someone put make-up on their children so as to appear older and of mature sexuality?

A "Bonet" is of female gender, 5-17 years of age, beautiful and out there!
One average Joe says to the other, "Hey dude, look on over yonder at them school children playing, I bet that every other one is a Bonet!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
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A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing!
Utah is now abuzz and it's not for the bees!
by gravy111 November 1, 2010
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