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Glassian 

To be completely fabricated.
Per Stephen Glass.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ryan's humanitarian aid trip to Sierra Leone over the summer?
Person 2: That was glassian, man. He spent the whole time partying in Bali.
Glassian by shatteredglass2.0 November 20, 2019
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Grassman 

Someone who is tricked into smoking lawn clippings instead of Mary Jane(marijuana) yet believes they are high af
Person 1: "Hey Eddy, how high are you?!"

Person 2: "About 8/10"

Person 1: "You do realise you just smoked grass?"

All others present: "GRASSMAN!"
Grassman by PREDDDDDDSTERT April 13, 2015

glassmaker 

Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.

Alternate: "Your father wasn't a glass blower"
Hey, your daddy ain't no glassmaker! Move it, I'm watching my stories!
glassmaker by msvalley February 28, 2018

Glassmen 

A bad ass mother fucker.

Positive side effects include: a feeling of being 10 feet tall and bulletproof, having the body of a god, and a tan the color of outer space.

Negative side effects include: no sense of decency or discretion, a tendency to consume colossal amounts of food in a short period of time, and an addiction to water.
Normal Guy #1: Dude, have you seen Roger?!
Normal Guy #2: Yeah, now that he's a Glassmen he's a total bamf!
Glassmen by Former Glassmen October 21, 2011

sexual glassment 

When someone is having sex and they do it in front of a window naked as fuck
sexual glassment by Pookiejay October 21, 2017
Your partner in drinkinking water, juice etc.
My new glassmate is Frankliene. Would you like to meet her?