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Glassian 

To be completely fabricated.
Per Stephen Glass.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ryan's humanitarian aid trip to Sierra Leone over the summer?
Person 2: That was glassian, man. He spent the whole time partying in Bali.
Glassian by shatteredglass2.0 November 20, 2019
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Grassman 

Someone who is tricked into smoking lawn clippings instead of Mary Jane(marijuana) yet believes they are high af
Person 1: "Hey Eddy, how high are you?!"

Person 2: "About 8/10"

Person 1: "You do realise you just smoked grass?"

All others present: "GRASSMAN!"
Grassman by PREDDDDDDSTERT April 13, 2015

glassmaker 

Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.

Alternate: "Your father wasn't a glass blower"
Hey, your daddy ain't no glassmaker! Move it, I'm watching my stories!
glassmaker by msvalley February 28, 2018

Glassmen 

A bad ass mother fucker.

Positive side effects include: a feeling of being 10 feet tall and bulletproof, having the body of a god, and a tan the color of outer space.

Negative side effects include: no sense of decency or discretion, a tendency to consume colossal amounts of food in a short period of time, and an addiction to water.
Normal Guy #1: Dude, have you seen Roger?!
Normal Guy #2: Yeah, now that he's a Glassmen he's a total bamf!
Glassmen by Former Glassmen October 21, 2011

sexual glassment 

When someone is having sex and they do it in front of a window naked as fuck
I saw sexual glassment yesterday
sexual glassment by Pookiejay October 21, 2017
Your partner in drinkinking water, juice etc.
My new glassmate is Frankliene. Would you like to meet her?
glassmate by Frankline Foxxx May 4, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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