giz

A rather minuscule (between 5'4 and 5'6) half man, half wolverine creature who tends to be rather irritable, especially when NOT under the influence of copious amounts of marijuana. Rarely, if ever, brings anything to the table (other than dat kill), and, if provoked (by boredom), can become extremely whiny. Incapable of keeping anything made of glass intact for longer than a period ranging from 2 days to 3 months, the giz constantly finds himself making downtown runs to re-up on bongs/bubblers/pipes/grinders etc. Although good-natured at heart, the giz can often times be completely intolerable, though copious amounts of marijuana are known to help. Do not expect the giz to be well-mannered, neat, or helpful in any way shape or form, as these traits are all against its most basic of principles. Its only known relatives are the elusive K Giz, and its mentally challenged sibling, S Giz.

Pronounced with a soft "g", as in giraffe.
Synonyms include: Milt Pappas, Gizpap, Pap Master General, and coon.

Can be used as an adjective, i.e. gizlean, to describe something obnoxious, irritating, and on occasion, amusing.

The giz is a difficult specimen to provide an accurate example of, but you know when you are dealing with one.

And heaven help you if you are.

by GrandMasterPap June 19, 2008

giz

sex juice from a hot guy

juice from ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeha baby iam thirsty

by syl June 21, 2005

giz

verb. to unintentionally cause a separation in gmail conversation threads due to the use of an incompatible email client.

(looking over the shoulder of someone's gmail inbox)

"woah, dude, why you got so many email threads for da same conversatio?"

"some guy's using hotmail or summat, and has gizzed all over it!"

by J-drizzle May 24, 2013

giz

when the dick is pleasured by either himself or another women.

That bitch got me soo hard giz shot right out and hit her right in the eye.

by trunks April 11, 2004

giz

Trash or garbage that reeks. Garbage trucks can also be referred to as giz wagons.

Uncle Cleve forgot to take the giz out to the sidewalk on Thursday night again, so his house reeked on Friday morning.

stenchy rotten reeking

by Slado February 3, 2018

giz

something that is lame; not good. said with a hard "G", followed by and "iz."

dude, that party was giz.

by Drewbie November 9, 2003

giz mopper

the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)

Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.

by paco_jerte May 3, 2006