Girth Monkey

Someone who's large penis attracts apes.

We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey

Girth Monkey by lexie116 February 6, 2008

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Girth Monkeys

Used when referring to a large set of breasts.

A: Damn dude did you see Jayce’s Girth monkeys last night?!
B: Yeah dude they were buckin!

Girth Monkeys by Giggittygiggitygoo February 9, 2019

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girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

girth monkeys by Phill Stone January 16, 2004

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