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Girlmate 

Used by a chavvy male to specify a female friend or best friend, who is not specifically a girlfriend, possibly to boast that they aren't shallow towards the other gender.

Unfortunately it says the opposite as any non-chav bloke will just say friend and specify female if later required.
Guy 1 - I was talking with my girlfriend the other day right, well not girlfriend yano, girl that's a friend...

Guy 2 - The word's girlmate

Guy 1 - Shut it yeaaa'
Girlmate by chiffmonkey January 6, 2011
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(noun or verb)

**A combination of "girl" and "translate"**

1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was REALLY said

2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words BEFORE you send them to a female of consequence


Dan was going to give the following note to his girlfriend, Michelle, on the occasion of their one-year anniversary: “You’re coo. Let’s get it on tonight after you cook for me.”

But luckily, Dan’s friend, Alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to Michelle so it read: “Love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. But if you were love, I would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”
girlate by gtbarry February 15, 2009
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Arithmetic which is only relevant to females.
He exasperatedly reminded her: "Don't ask me the ages of our children, or how many years we've been married -- that's girlmath."
girlmath by Seth Baker April 22, 2008

Girldate 

The relationship you may have with someone when it's not official, you're doing a trial run of an actual relationship. There's no real expectations other than the ones chosen by free will, and it's kept private from family and friends, making it easier and cleaner if it should come to an abrupt end.
Should only be monogamous if the intent of the future is a monogamous relationship. Otherwise poly / open is fine.
She is his girldate for prom.
Girldate by notfloridamanyet October 27, 2021
This math is so reasonable, btw. Girlmath is basically if you have a budget of $20 when you go into a store, but these beautiful pair of jeans are $25 you will only be paying $5 because you had orgianlly planned to spend $20 but it was $5 more so that 20 was aready pretended and paid $5 dollers over so you only paid $5. Get it?
girlmath is not the same as normal math.
girlmath by martinalinda November 5, 2025

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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