Gherkin Lurkin'

The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.

Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"

by ItisI March 27, 2012

Surfin' for the gherkin

by Spartacusss February 19, 2009

to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick.

while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin.

by Mac Jacob July 7, 2008

Phrase meaning to perform fellatio. Usually used in a derogatory context. Derivative of jerkin' the gherkin.

Last night I really enjoyed Misty nursin' the gherkin. She is so good when there isn't much to work with.

by HotToddy June 11, 2007

(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 3, 2003

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!